Despite all the White House scandals this week, President Obama is more concerned about a Buzzfeed article listing things that will make you feel old.
I just had a REALLY weird dream. I was job searching yesterday, which I did in my dream and then I had an interview for a job which I do today and then I got home and it was like I lived right by an ice cap. So me and my parents walked across the frozen snow to get to the other side and just hang out and get stuff done, but then I had to walk back because I forgot my homework and when I left the ice had started cracking and I had fun jumping the cracks but I was on my way back and the cracks were wayyyy too big. So I asked my minim for help but she couldn’t do anything so she just told me to hang on to the piece that broke off and then it all started melting and I had to go over all the waves and I hit a few icebergs and had to break them off by shoving through them so I could get back to land and then my dad tried to get to me to help me, and then I woke up. I don’t understand this dream at all.
My week is basically:
- Monday #2
- Monday #3
- Monday #4
The ultimate oversplit
UM WHAT? IS THIS REAL?
There will always be a 5 yr old Russian more flexible than you are
^ that comment I can’t breathe
I know I keep saying that 80 degrees is too hot, but what I really mean is I just need to go out on the boat. Please don’t get colder!!!!
Sincerely, I’m trying to get a tan.
Helloooooo summer!!!!!! :D
My mom just told me that I was getting my wisdom teeth out the day before prom to make me freak out. -.- I’m not actually getting them taken out until the week after.
uh I can explain
just kidding no I cant