you are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos
This is the most hopeful thing I’ve ever read.
what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos
then tomorrow is nacho lucky day
*goes to fistbump mirror but my reflection goes for the high five*
Bored in English
I don’t know how other people handle spiders but…
Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.
Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.
Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?
Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.
Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.
HILARIOUS EVERY TIME
Okay, this has nothing whatsoever to do with the theme of my blog, as if my blog really has a theme, but this is just too hilarious not to reblog.